Our First Marital "dispute" (that didn't take long)

The story of a loving husband and his very sleepy wife

Coconut hacking knife

The loving husband decided to wake up his very sleepy wife one morning with a foot massage. To his surprise, she tried pushing him away. Unbeknownst to him, she was dreaming that he was dragging her foot onto the chopping post with the coconuts.  "Adam, what are you doing?"

"I'm m'saging your feet," he mumbled so that it sounded one heck of a lot like, "I'ma shaving your feet." That's when she started to truly resist, panic, flail, struggle, scream...

Nearly three months later this wife is still trying to convince this husband that foot massages are a good idea.